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Updated on: March 2023
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- Talk to Pierre: He repeats and invents his own sentences!
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- Interact with Pierre: Rub his belly, poke him or have him jump the way you want him to!
Top Quotes from 2020 Oscar Nominees
These top quotes from 2020 Oscar nominees range from the wise to the hilarious.
George Clooney - Up in the Air
"After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy."
Jeff Bridges - Crazy Heart
"I've lost three of my buddies. Three of them died, and I'm the one who survived. They weren't just co-workers, they were my friends."
Colin Firth - A Single Man
"Forget "trying" to be sexy. That`s just gruesome."
Jeremy Renner - The Hurt Locker
"I like to stay busy, I like to stay focused, and I like to stay creative. Without being creative I'd be dead."
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Morgan Freeman - Invictus
"I always tell my kids if you lay down, people will step over you. But if you keep scrambling, if you keep going, someone will always, always give you a hand. Always. But you gotta keep dancing, you gotta keep your feet moving."
Quotes from 2020 Oscar nominees - Best Actress in a Leading Role
Meryl Streep - Julie and Julia
"You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing."
Carey Mulligan - The Education
"I had wanted to act for a really long time, but other schools I had been to did not have such good drama departments. Everyone was so encouraging. You could do anything you wanted to, although you had to take it seriously. If you missed rehearsals, you were out."
Gabourey Sidibe - Precious
"[W]hen I was 14 or 15, I saw myself in a different way. Back then, I envied a life that I'd made up in my mind. I broke free of that unhappiness and I decided to change-I was going to be happy with myself. No matter what I look like, no matter what people think."
Sandra Bullock - The Blind Side
"Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a 'bus movie.'"
Helen Mirren - The Last Station
"When you do Shakespeare they think you must be intelligent because they think you understand what you're saying."
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Quotes from 2020 Oscar nominees - Best Director
Quentin Tarantino - Inglourious Basterds
"I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience."
James Cameron - Avatar
"If you wait until the right time to have a child you`ll die childless, and I think film making is very much the same thing. You just have to take the plunge and just start shooting something even if it`s bad."
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Kathryn Bigelow - The Hurt Locker
"I don't believe in censorship in any form."
Lee Daniels - Precious
"I never saw Glitter, but I liked her work in the other film. Because this character is interracial and struggles with all sorts of issues, I thought she was perfect."
Jason Reitman - Up in the Air
"My personal gut test is when I think about the movie that I'm considering, if when I think about someone else directing that movie it feels worse than that same director having sex with [my wife] Michelle, that's how I know I need to do this movie."